Total Medals Earned: 173 (From
34 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,290 Points
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
Unlock the Bank.
Earn $1,000.
Unlock the Strong Magnet.
Unlock the Cash Box.
Make money just by sitting there.
Earn $10,000.
Earn way more money than the minted value of the coins.
Let your bank do all the work.
Earn $1,000,000.
Buy the final upgrade.
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Use arrow for first time
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Finish the first 5 levels
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
Destroy all the pottery.
Manage to cut off the chandelier.
Deal enough damage to make the hydra fly.
Find the password for unlocking the special mode.
Grab the key in midair.
Activate the special mode and deal over thrice the normal damage!
Find the hidden life potion.
Start a new game for the first time.
View the credits for the first time.
Reach South Farstal Plains.
Reach West Farstal Plains.
Reach Fain Canyon Descent.
Wander into a house uninvited.
Win 10 battles.
Win 50 battles.
Win 100 battles.
Talk to your first NPC.
Talk to 10 different NPCs.
Talk to 25 different NPCs.
Use the shop for the first time.
Read your first book.
Read fifteen different books.
Complete your first quest.
Complete all of the quests.
Obtained 100,000 Nerrins.
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Don't click on the cliff so early!!
Reset the menu 10 times... WOW.
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[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
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Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Tank Defeated
Get on the plane baby
Open my site!!
Hit combo with tank
Defeat 1st boss !
Face the bull
Complete the game by Defeating Penbot OMG!!
Eliminate 5 infected
Eliminate 10 infected
Eliminate 25 infected
Complete 5 levels
Eliminate 50 infected
Complete all levels
Eliminate 100 infected
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow